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Here’s the Thing Fuck Everyone


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  • Durable UV Print
  • Credit Card Size
  • Fits in a Wallet, Change Purse, Or On a Key Ring
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Here’s the thing, fuck everyone. Probably my favorite gem of Georgia wisdom.

This convenient wallet sized bottle opener makes a perfect gift for your favorite murderino drinking buddy — or just get it for yourself and make your favorite murderino super jealous. That works too. SSDGM.

Images are printed on both sides of every opener unless otherwise specified.

MerchCrafters bottle openers are made from powder coated white galvanized steel with a UV-cured full color print. I apply high resolution images directly to the opener using state-of-the-art printing technology that resists everyday wear and tear. All printing is done in-house.

The bottle openers are standard wallet size for handy back pocket storage and have a key ring hole for easy keychain access.

Additional information

Weight1.4 oz
Dimensions3.375 × 0.125 × 0.046875 in


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